Wednesday, August 15, 2012

DRINK UP, FUCKERS #1

1989 Star Beloit Brewers #19 Curt Krippner

FUCK YEAH, SELLING THAT SHIT TO THE KIDS, GETTING THEM INTERESTED IN THE BREW AT AN EARLY AGE 'CAUSE THE PARENT COMPANY FROWNS UPON SILVER BULLET AND WIDE-MOUTH CANS DURING THE DISNEY AFTERNOON. DON'T MATTER IF IT'S TALESPIN OR THE GUMMI BEARS, COORS LIGHT NEED NOT APPLY UNLESS IT COMES TO OUTFIELD SIGNAGE. COORS LIGHT ACTUALLY NEED NOT APPLY IN MOST ANY SITUATION, WHAT WITH IT TASTING LIKE YOU TOOK A REAL BEER AND RAN IT THROUGH THE GENTLE CYCLE AND THEN BOTTLED WHATEVER CAME OUT OF THE HOSE LEADING TO THE STATIONARY TUB AND PUT IT IN A SOMEWHAT THINNER, SOMEWHAT TALLER SILVER CAN.



BUT THAT'S BELOIT FOR YOU.

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