Sunday, September 23, 2012

MOUF BREAVIN'

1993 Upper Deck #109 Mark Lemke

FUCKING LIKE, TO QUOTE NOAH VANDERHOFF, WHAT AM I LOOKING AT HERE? IS THIS SOME SORT OF VARIATION ON AN ADULT-ORIENTED MAKE-A-WISH FOUNDATION ENTERPRISE THAT STARTED AT PLAYING CATCH WITH A THEN-LIVING MICKEY MANTLE AND THEN GOT TALKED DOWN TO A FEW PRE-GAME ON-FIELD MOMENTS WITH RONNIE BELLIARD, OR IS THIS AN HONEST-TO-GOD MAJOR LEAGUER GONE ORIENS GAMMA IVB THREAT LEVEL DONKEY? 'CAUSE FUCKING TELL ME WHICH ONE IT IS, 'CAUSE I'M CONCERNED FOR THE WELL-BEING OF ALL INVOLVED. THIS MAN-CHILD'S GOT A BIT OF THE DEVIL IN HIM, AND WE'VE GOT TO CONTAIN IT.






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