Tuesday, November 27, 2012

FRED TOLIVER AIN'T NOBODY'S BITCH

1988 Topps #203 Fred Toliver

FRED TOLIVER AIN'T NOBODY'S BITCH. YOU HEAR ME? FRED TOLIVER AIN'T NOBODY'S BITCH!

ONCE UPON A TIME SOME CREAMED CORN-ASS MOTHERFUCKERS CAME ALONG AND THOUGHT FRED TOLIVER WAS SOMEBODY TO FUCK WITH. THEY FOUND OUT QUICKLY THAT FRED TOLIVER AIN'T NOBODY'S BITCH. MOTHERFUCKERS ASKIN' TO LICK THE BOWL WHEN I COOK A GOOD-ASS BATCH OF BROWNIES, PLAYIN' FRED TOLIVER LIKE A BITCH AND SHIT. TRICK-ASS PUNK BITCHES SUGGESTIN' THAT I PAY $50 TO GET OUT OF JAIL WHEN THEY DAMN WELL KNOW THAT FRED TOLIVER TAKES THE CHANCE TO TRY TO ROLL DOUBLES WHEN SUCH A SITUATION ARISES. THEM WHEAT GERM SPRINKLIN' MOTHERFUCKERS TRYIN' TO GET ME TO PUT THE PEGS IN THE LITE BRITE WITH THE BULB TURNED ON WHEN THEY KNOW FOR DAMN SURE THAT FRED TOLIVER ONLY CLICKS THAT SHIT ON WHEN HIS PICTURE IS COMPLETE.

FUCKING WITH FRED TOLIVER WHEN HE'S SELECTING THE CORRECT DRILL BIT WILL GET YOU SHOT.
FUCKING WITH FRED TOLIVER WHEN HE'S CLEARING OUT THE LINT TRAP ON THE DRYER WILL GET YOU SHOT.
FUCKING WITH FRED TOLIVER WHEN HE'S CALCULATING A FINAL LOAN PAYMENT AMOUNT WILL ALSO GET YOU SHOT.
FRED TOLIVER AIN'T NOBODY'S BITCH.






FUCKING MARUCHAN RAMEN-ASS BITCHES...

2 comments:

a-baller said...

Almost two months straight I have been coming here, nothin but Larry. This made all that time I "wasted" worthwhile.

Anonymous said...

Finally something worth reading on this fucking computer